February 2012
4 posts
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
January 2012
18 posts
Someone: can I use your computer for a second
Me: what do you need I'll look it up for you
parents: "can we use your computer for a minute"
me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: "yeah sure here you go"
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
cute girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
chasingmaryjane:
ksteez:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
December 2011
20 posts
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
africanwarriorprincess asked: you deserve a slow clap that builds into a thunderous applause for that glorious rant regarding math portfolios. :')
Dear International Baccalaureate bitches in...
My name is Stea Nanushi and I’m one of the thousands of idiots around the world who had incredibly high self esteem in grade 8 and thought I was a genius and consequently wrote a test in December of 2008, hoping to be accepted into the ‘world-renowned’ IB program. In February of 2009, I received a letter in the mail telling me that I had gotten accepted, and my already enormous...
i miss tumblr
there was a period of time where i was just obsessed with and it and used it constantly…and even though i was so distracted from schoolwork and everything, it was extremely enjoyable. now all my old tumblr friends have deleted their accounts and i’m starting from scratch but whateva whateva i do what i want
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”
– Neil Gaiman (via 1000scientists)
Mom: Do you think you could take the garbage out for me please?
Kid: Ugh fine.
Kid posts on Tumblr: Can't stand my fucking mom anymore. All she does is boss me the fuck around. As soon as I turn 18, I'm fucking moving out. Fuck this place.
Listen
November 2011
6 posts
October 2011
9 posts
bandboysasparents:
One Christmas morning John the 5th was watching John the 6th open christmas presents. His son said ” thank you santa, this is everything i asked for!” John stands up and looks his son in the face and screams “AND SO MUCH MORE” as he kicks over the christmas tree and runs out into the snow
STOP
