My name is Stea Nanushi and I’m one of the thousands of idiots around the world who had incredibly high self esteem in grade 8 and thought I was a genius and consequently wrote a test in December of 2008, hoping to be accepted into the ‘world-renowned’ IB program. In February of 2009, I received a letter in the mail telling me that I had gotten accepted, and my already enormous ego grew to incredible proportions, making the rest of my grade 8 year awesome and the summer of grade 9 arguably the best of my life. In September of 2009, I began my pre-IB journey at St. Robert CHS, and everything was fine and dandy and I referred to myself as an ‘IB kid’ even though we were doing pretty much the same shit as the academics. For 2 years, I had amazing teachers and spent classes with some insanely nerdy but boss people. All in all, I was satisfied with my decision to enroll in your program. Excuse me, ‘programme,’ even though I don’t even fucking know the difference. Anyway, long story short, you gave me 2 years of happiness only to lure me into the depths of hell. To top off the horrible work load, you assigned some crazy shit called ‘math portfolios’ that sound like some kind of document just containing all the work you had done in math throughout the year but are actually some stupid fucking scenarios with the instructions ‘Analyze this shit.’ And you are expected to, of course, analyze that shit, except without any help from your teachers because their response to everything is ‘USE YOUR BEST JUDGEMENT.’
Taking their advice, I’m using my best judgement right now by halting any kind of dedication I had given to this portfolio and accepting a failing grade in Standard Level Mathematics. I am writing this letter to you to let you know that all your staff are collectively just demons and IB altogether is Satan. Every single one of us is online at the moment trying to discuss shit like ‘What do they mean by constraints? What does extrapolate mean? Will we get marks deducted for citing Wikipedia?’ For making us go through this bullshit not once, BUT TWICE, this is a collective ‘Fuck You.’ Thank you for taking the time to read this letter and I hope your programme goes under and is forced to refund the hundreds of dollars I am spending just to fail your exam.
Sincerely,
I WANT MY WEEKENDS BACK.
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bilbs said:
stea… dissing ib? i never thought i’d see the day
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senseofcontrition said:
YOU’RE ACTUALLY THE GREATEST THO
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